Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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make youself dumb

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The power to become yourself

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!