The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to have a power

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the power to go on this website

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!