the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to snore.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to exist

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!