The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to not be Batman

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to live.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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to make asians smart

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!