The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!