The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to dance really well

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Third armpit.

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The power to bleed

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!