The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to not have power

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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mint berry crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!