The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Stop clapping

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!