Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to die once you have died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!