The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to have a power.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!