The power to go suicide

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Stop clapping

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!