Asexual reproduction.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!