The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!