The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of gentle breeze

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!