The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to pee standing up

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to see through bananas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!