The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to die at will

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power of exact change

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!