the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!