The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to turn wine into water

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!