The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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KeemStar

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!