Have sex but not feel it

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to die at will

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!