The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to shit bricks

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!