the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!