the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Grass eating

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!