- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

alarm that goes off when hiding

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

Feeling people's depression.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

Pointless Super Powers