the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to only tell the truth

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to pee on command

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!