The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to pee on command

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!