The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to have a power.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!