make youself dumb

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to clean

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!