The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Retractable Teeth

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!