the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to youtube poop

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!