- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the power to find children extremely attractive

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power of eating from ears.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to be dead

The power to hypnotize chickens

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

the power to troll people that are dead

the power to transform into a rock.

Pointless Super Powers