The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to summon earthworms

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!