The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

the power to see through bananas

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to fly only when in a car.

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to die when u drink bleach

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

the power to eat waffles

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

the power to smell tastebuds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!