The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!