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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to die on command

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to pee on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!