The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!