wast your time on the computer

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!