The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to eat three times a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!