The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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power to have no power at all

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to have a power

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!