The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!