the power to see the things that are happening right

the power to fail at life

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to care for anything and nothing.

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

To call me maybe

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to repel women.

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!