The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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power to have no power at all

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to wear crocs.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!