The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!