The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Aweonao

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Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!