The power to get rid of feminism

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!