The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to have a super power,

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!