The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!