the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!