Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!