The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!