The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to eat food

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to never end your .

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!