The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to potato.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!