The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to speak braille

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!