- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

the ability to darken darkness

The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The power to be a virgin forever.

The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

the power to never get spam

The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

the power to poo pineapples

The power to go back in time but never go forward

the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

Pointless Super Powers